Silly Questions and Stupid Answers......

Query:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

1. At the films: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .

Query:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I am on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

two. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes stepson your feet...

Query:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it have been you?

three. At a funeral: of the teary-eyed people ask...

four. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Query:- Is ! the "XYZ" dish nice??
Answer:- No, its terrible & made of adulterated cement. They occassionaly also spit in it.

five. At a relatives get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Query:- Oh my God! you have become so giant.
Answer:- Well you haven't shrunk yourself

Query:- Is the man you are marrying nice?
Answer:- No, he is a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's the funds.

6. When a mate announces her wedding, & you ask...

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Query:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb wittedmoron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Query:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn & I am shedding......